If you’re looking for something to make you laugh, look no further. I’ve decided to add a section of quotes to this wonderful little blog of ours. I seem to always be searching for funny coffee quotes to share on Facebook, so I’m going to share them here as well. Coffee is a big part of everyone’s day, so let’s enjoy it together.
Coffee + Me = Sanity
coffee addict mama
I know this list of funny coffee sayings will surely get you through your day whether you’re having a bad day or a good one, we all need something a little humorous in our lives.
Coffee plus me equals sanity has been my go to ever since I started being an avid drinker. It is proven that coffee helps with depression and clearly it makes me more sane. I’ll take the credit for this quote.
Daily coffee trends have taken over Instagram reels and with any good pour, a saying goes a long way.
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” —AJ Lee
Isn’t that the truth. I mean, what? You don’t drink coffee?
The other thing that gets me…people who know I drink coffee asking, “Do you want some coffee Vic?” What kind of question is that? Did you forget my name is Coffee Addict Mama?
“I like coffee and maybe like 3 people!” – Unknown
“Coffee is legal and it’s the only drug I need. Well, that and I get high off life!” – Coffee Addict Mama
Best Coffee Sayings Ever
“This is not coffee ma’am. This is dessert!” – CAM
“When all else fails, drink more coffee but add some Kahlua.” – Coffee Addict Mama
Coffee Quotes and Sayings
“What do you want?”
“Just coffee. Black – like my soul.”
― Cassandra Clare
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”
― David Lynch
You know how everyone says, “Life is short!” I was watching Yellowstone when Rip stated, “Life is long,” and that pretty much sums it up.
Best Coffee Quotes Ever
Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? – unknown
Might be my favorite quote ever.
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Since we’re sharing all things coffee, here’s the benefits to drinking it. Many years ago I suffered from depression and didn’t even know. The more coffee I drank the more I noticed a difference in my mental well being. Not more than 4-6 cups a day. But, enough to help me get through the toughest times of my life. Currently I will only have 2 cups of hot in the morning and then an iced coffee in the afternoon. I don’t ever drink the entire cup so it’s probably much less than 4 total.
I’m really excited you are here. Welcome to our community. Feel free to drop the comments and tell us more about yourself. How many cups of coffee do you drink per day and of course, how do you take yours?
Sometimes all you need is a funny coffee quote to get you through the day. It’s not enough to fix the world, but we can certainly try to make a difference.
I purposely get up in the morning before my husband because I enjoy my coffee in silence. He turns the sports right on and I’m in the mood for mindfulness, gratitude and simplicity with the cats.
Do you drink coffee alone in the morning or with someone?
“I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.”
Unknown
“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”
Dave Barry
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” Jean Kerr
“Caffeine isn’t a drug; it’s a vitamin.” Unknown
“I like traveling because then I can buy coffee at every stop and not feel like I’m all alone!” – CAM
CAM, I Am CAM
Coffee Addict Mama
Needed this laugh! 💗☕️ Coffee is life.
haha love it thanks for stopping by!